“For me, it’s the engineering, not the glory.” — Woz Hoodie
From Las Vegas, NV
On orders $50+
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📏 Size Chart — Unisex Hoodie (click to open)
Premium fleece hoodie. Measured flat, in inches. Model wears size M.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 40 | 27 |
| M | 42 | 28 |
| L | 44 | 29 |
| XL | 46 | 30 |
| 2XL | 48 | 31 |
| 3XL | 50 | 32 |
Between sizes? Order up for a roomier fit.
Bundle & Save
Any 3 Statements Hoodies — $202 (save $23)
All 4 Statements Hoodies — $255 (save $45)
Discount applies automatically at checkout. Mix any colors and sizes.
“For me, it’s the engineering, not the glory.”
— Steve Wozniak
Wear the words that shaped Silicon Valley. Statement collection midweight fleece hoodie, printed in our North Las Vegas facility. Available in Black, Beige, and Royal Blue.
- Verified Woz quote — printed with care
- 3 colors: Black, Beige, Royal Blue
- Sizes S – 2XL
- Officially licensed · a meaningful portion supports causes close to Woz
From Las Vegas, NV
On orders $50+
No hassle exchanges
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Frequently asked questions
What size should I order?
Our tees and hoodies run true to standard U.S. sizing. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Full measurements are on our Size Guide.
How should I care for my WOZ merch?
Wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low, and turn inside out to protect the print. Do not iron directly on the print.
What are the shirts and hoodies made of?
Our tees are premium 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton-poly blends). Hoodies are 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece for softness and durability.
How fast do orders ship?
Orders ship in 3–5 business days from our Las Vegas, NV facility. U.S. shipping is free on orders $50+, and standard delivery is 3–7 business days after ship.
What is your return policy?
We offer 30-day hassle-free exchanges on unworn, unwashed items with original tags. See the full Returns policy for details.