“Life is about happiness.” — Woz Tee
From Las Vegas, NV
On orders $50+
No hassle
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📏 Size Chart — Unisex Tee (click to open)
Bella + Canvas premium fit. Measured flat, in inches. Model wears size M.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 28 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 33 |
Between sizes? Tees run true-to-size. Order up for a relaxed fit.
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Any 3 Statements Tees — $98 (save $13)
All 6 Statements Tees — $180 (save $42)
Discount applies automatically at checkout. Mix any colors and sizes.
“Life is about happiness.”
— Steve Wozniak
Wear the words that shaped Silicon Valley. Statement collection premium cotton tee, printed in our North Las Vegas facility. Available in Black, Beige, and Royal Blue.
- Verified Woz quote — printed with care
- 3 colors: Black, Beige, Royal Blue
- Sizes S – 2XL
- Officially licensed · a meaningful portion supports causes close to Woz
From Las Vegas, NV
On orders $50+
No hassle exchanges
Apple Pay · Shop Pay · Visa
Frequently asked questions
What size should I order?
Our tees and hoodies run true to standard U.S. sizing. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Full measurements are on our Size Guide.
How should I care for my WOZ merch?
Wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low, and turn inside out to protect the print. Do not iron directly on the print.
What are the shirts and hoodies made of?
Our tees are premium 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton-poly blends). Hoodies are 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece for softness and durability.
How fast do orders ship?
Orders ship in 3–5 business days from our Las Vegas, NV facility. U.S. shipping is free on orders $50+, and standard delivery is 3–7 business days after ship.
What is your return policy?
We offer 30-day hassle-free exchanges on unworn, unwashed items with original tags. See the full Returns policy for details.