“H = S − F” — Woz Happiness Formula Hoodie
Production & dispatch
Made to order. Ships within 14 business days. This is dispatch timing, not delivery; carrier transit time is additional.
Shipping rates & carrier transit times. See the shipping policy for available services; your order's shipping charge is shown at checkout.
Eligible unworn, unwashed items may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery. Custom, embroidered and personalized items are final sale except for defects or errors. Eligibility & exclusions.
Questions? Contact the WOZ teamSize Chart — Unisex Hoodie (click to open)
Premium fleece hoodie. Measured flat, in inches. Model wears size M.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 40 | 27 |
| M | 42 | 28 |
| L | 44 | 29 |
| XL | 46 | 30 |
| 2XL | 48 | 31 |
| 3XL | 50 | 32 |
Between sizes? Order up for a roomier fit.
“Happiness equals the number of smiles minus the number of frowns.”
— Steve Wozniak
Wear the words that shaped Silicon Valley. Statement collection midweight fleece hoodie, printed in our North Las Vegas facility. Available in Black, Beige, and Royal Blue.
- Verified Woz quote — printed with care
- 3 colors: Black, Beige, Royal Blue
- Sizes S – 2XL
- Officially licensed · a meaningful portion supports causes close to Woz
Fit & sizing
A verified measurement chart is not available here for this item. Ask us for product-specific measurements before ordering.
Care
Follow the care label supplied with your item. Materials and decoration methods vary; contact us for product-specific care guidance.
Shipping
Made to order. Ships within 14 business days. This is dispatch timing, not delivery; carrier transit time is additional.
See the shipping policy for available services; your order's shipping charge is shown at checkout. Read shipping rates and transit estimates.
Returns & exchanges
Eligible unworn, unwashed items in original condition may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery. Custom, embroidered and personalized items are final sale, except for defects or errors. Return shipping is the customer's responsibility unless the item is incorrect or defective. Contact us before returning any item.
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